Carter: Atheists do not exist.
Atheist: Yes they do. Of course they do.
Carter: Listen to me, I'm telling you, they don't.
Atheist: Trust me, they do.
Carter: They do not. Really, they don't.
Atheist: You have no idea what you're talking about. They do.
Carter: They don't. Where? What proof? They do not.
Atheist: Just believe me, they do. I'm telling you the truth, they do.
Carter: How can you say that?
Atheist: Because I'm an atheist and I'm right here.
Carter: mmmhhhh ... now you know what God feels.
